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Class Bloopers Part I Continued

Animated teethA permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors .

Fun Facts About Your Teeth

The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Visit Space and Earth Sciences page to view the current moon phase.

Cartoon DinosaurA fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.


Learn more about fossils, dinosaurs non-NIEHS site, and more dinosaurs. non-NIEHS site


Many women believe that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.
Stop drinking!Stop Drinking

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.


American Red Cross
Planets revolvingPlanet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.

The NASA Planet Site.

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.
Friendly Cartoon Lion Face

Germinate: To become a naturalized German.

Line of running puppies
Liter: A nest of young puppies.


Conversion Factors

Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.


MRI in use
MRI's use magnets to see into the body.

Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.

Vacuum: A large, empty space where the Pope lives.

For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

Cartoon of boy with slight nose bleed

For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.


[Learn "CPR"]

For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.

Cow wavingTo keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.


To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

Eye peeking through hole in paper


Cartoon boy with coldFor a head cold, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

For dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.


Dog Bite Prevention and Treatment

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